You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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