her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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