Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
honey bunches of taint.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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