i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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