Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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