I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
another moral hangover. fuck.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
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