Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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