I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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