You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Randomize
