Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
