Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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