that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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