I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
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she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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