The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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