It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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