literally had 100 drinks last night.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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