if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Quick, to the slutcave!
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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