we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Randomize
