y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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