He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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