What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.