I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
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For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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