Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
even my farts smell like vagina
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HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.