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(682): View more from Texas

It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good

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(682): It's what's on the inside that counts<div>(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good</div> http://tfl.nu/bhrm

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.

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(978): every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y. http://tfl.nu/xtds

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(336): View more from North Carolina

walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.

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(336): walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life. http://tfl.nu/o34i

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(402): View more from Nebraska

her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed

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(402): her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed http://tfl.nu/3qmq

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...

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(902): I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL... http://tfl.nu/s81g

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(563): View more from Iowa

you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?

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(563): you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship? http://tfl.nu/nsqw

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.

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(609): I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old. http://tfl.nu/3g8e

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.

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(862): I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you. http://tfl.nu/ld05

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.

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(610): I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity. http://tfl.nu/4je5

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(917): View more from New York City

sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.

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that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.

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(917): sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride. (917): that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks. http://tfl.nu/bp4f

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?

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(484): In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic? http://tfl.nu/vp9h

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(770): View more from Georgia

He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.

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(770): He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican. http://tfl.nu/lruh

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(616): View more from Michigan

he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence

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(616): he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence http://tfl.nu/qzxi

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(805): View more from California

I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore

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(805): I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore http://tfl.nu/eg5i

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(701): View more from North Dakota

This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth

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(701): This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth http://tfl.nu/r917

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