Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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