You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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