He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm at about main and main street
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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