Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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