well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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