i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
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