Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
id be glad to
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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