i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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