we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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