You really coming over, don't trick.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
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i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
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I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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