Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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