susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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