I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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