So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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