Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
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I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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