I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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