Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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