how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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