no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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