is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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