I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
where are my eyebrows?
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