his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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