In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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