Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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