Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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