im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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