Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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