I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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