Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
