i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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