youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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