I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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